Get excited.
When you're sitting out there, and you hear all of your friends' called you get more and more excited for each one. If you have to pee from all the excitement, that's okay. That's why they make you wear a robe to these things.
Prepare for your name.
If you get up during someone else's name by mistake then you keep walking up there and take their diploma. You're a graduate now, and you don't apologize for shit.
Don't trip.
If you do trip just lay there. Flop. Pretend you tore your ACL. No one will ask questions. We'll get Dr. James Andrews to do your surgery.
You have an eight wave minimum while your on stage. Don't let anyone rush you.
Pour a little out for your homies.
Don't let a woman make you who you are (I forgot what the topic of this post was).
Remember though, everyone who says your life is going to change forever from that moment on is full of crap. It doesn't change that much (then again what do I know, I live in the same town I went to high school AND college in).
Congrats guys (I was going to post the clip of Elle Woods from Legally Blonde saying "We did it!" at her graduation, but I couldn't find it, so just pretend I did).
